We're UNHNGE. Let's be real. This whole thing was born out of pure spite and the recurring, deeply annoying realization that "no one is hiring bosses." After the third, fourth, or whatever-the-hell-number time the universe told us to take a hike, we finally got the message: If you can't join 'em, fire 'em (metaphorically, we're not HR).

Our mission is simple, terrifying, and probably a little bit loud:

To be the gloriously messed-up, brightly lit caution sign for everyone who's ever felt like the only sane response to a crazy world is to become a little bit unhinged. This is the safe harbor for the unsafe words and the unsavory feelings. We don't bottle it up and call it "professionalism"—we put it on a T-shirt and call it art.

We're here to emphasize the sheer, terrifying necessity of taking that leap of faith—not just dipping a toe in, but diving in head first and praying the pool isn't empty. UNHNGE is the tangible, valuable evidence that your most "inappropriate" thoughts are actually worth something.

If you don't get it, that's fine. It's not for you. This is for the ones who do.